Modern dialectal ax is as old as Old English acsian and was an accepted literary variant until c. 1600.

https://www.etymonline.com/search?q=ask

So older, yes, but also possibly a separate phenomenon unless certain people happened to still use that variant when enslaving people.

I’m right there with you.

Why’d I get stabbed out of nowhere like that?

Get off my lawn, kids!

Begone from my trimmed garden, younglings!

Holy shit, forty three year old millennial here and I actually got it right.

Now to celebrate with a nice ibuprofen for my back.

I do think it’s funny for the supposed child of the pair to call it a fruitless pursuit, but also kind of appropriate, age wise!

Time to get the birds and bees talk, fruit of the pursuit.

Much appreciated

I have found that “skibidi” can simply be replaced by “crazy” in every usage that I have seen do far. It’s just that people who use skibidi would probably not use crazy in the same way.

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Skibidi in this usage means “bad.”

"I might be bad (skibidi), but your mom got mad charisma (rizz).

As a Wisconsinite, Ohio being a term for lame is fucking awesome lol.

Skibidi is just a stupid YouTube video series that went viral - the same as all the other stupid memes that prior generations absolutely adore:-). It’s an “in-joke” in that you either have heard of it or not, despite being sent around by elementary school children. It’s not ah… uh… “good”, in the classical sense, but it is somewhat remarkable in being made by someone easily with modern technology, and not needing any dialog it is understandable world-wide.

Here is a ~1 minute version that pretty much sums up what the whole thing is about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WePNs-G7puA.

Skibidi doesn’t have a universal meaning as a slang word. It gets tossed around differently depending on the group of friends using it.

Old millennial with a middle schooler, so I learn enough to screw with them. If you have rizz, you’ve got charisma, if you are rizzing, you’re using charisma to flirt. Skibidi I’m guessing on, but it’s something that’s just generally whack, to use our own generations slang. Ohio is not one I’ve heard, but I’m guessing just a metaphor for a general state of pathetic, just like the state itself.

Rizz is short for charisma, Ohio is a terrible place to be, and Skibidi seems to be a chameleon word with many different uses - cool, bad as in good, bad as in bad…

I’m only not sure about rizz, skibidi, or ohio.

I mean, Ohio should be self-explanatory to anyone familiar with the state.

Not sure if you’re looking for a legitimate answer or not but I can provide my take: to me, looking at that standard, I cannot make heads or tales of the pronunciation at a glance. Learning a whole new set of symbols and standards is simply more effort and less efficient in the long run when considering the amount of necessity actually required. I.E. it is not an incredibly common everyday issue. It can also be meaningfully resolved with something more linguistically universal (the known and taught alphabet), so the time spent, the effort expended, does not pay dividends and ultimately the half measure typically works near equivocally.

I am aware of Ghoti (fish) and Ptoughneigh (Tony) but really, those a more fun experimental ways to twist pronunciations and examples given generally sick to things people would know and understand the way to pronounce, and if not, could also be easily fixed. Even so many would not even second guess because the importance is usually of such low value that it can be wrong until corrected, further diminishing the value of learning a more rare and nonstandard (for general communication) standard.

Different dialects do tend to have slights to the pronunciation but again, it just feels like such a non-issue.

That’s simply my layman take as to why I wouldn’t learn it. I can’t speak for anyone else