I wish I still had my JNCOs.
Or I should get one of those man skirts, like what the guard dude in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon wore.
I don’t think I would like skinny jeans even if I was skinny.
Kilts FTW. Not only do they allow you to take a shit on the battlefield easily, it also makes it far easier to teabag your fallen foes.
Are kilts only short? 🤔
The thing I was referring to previously is like a long skirt. Almost like you took a dress and just wore it from the waist down. I don’t know what those would be called, but I want one so bad.
All of these options are still better than spending full price for a pair of jeans that were lovingly crafted to start with holes in them!
Full price? Paying extra for someone to ruin your pants and their lungs you mean
I’m gonna buy enough baggy pants while they’re available to survive the next skinny cycle
Baggy has always looked goofy. A stylish pair of pants should, ideally, make someone glance at your bits and bobs. Taut enough to accentuate but loose enough to tickle their curiosity. Baggy pants have always offered either too much or too little information. There’s no reveal when your groin is in plain view and there’s too much mystery when your pants offer no outline. If the realm of questions includes “what’s that smell” or “did they hide a whole rotisserie chicken?” then something has gone awry. Don’t allow this to become acceptable again.
Top tier comment, artfully put.
That’s why I go naked to relay the maximum amount of information.
Baggy legs, fitted (but not tight) around the hips and ass. Perfect for all genders 😌
Your blasphemy accelerates us towards the inevitable. As you and the society you poison drown in denim, let my warnings echo across the vacuous chasm of your morality.
No way, this stuff is just chef kiss, no notes.
The slope has been paved and lubricant applied. Let the slipping commence.
Can’t wait for baggy again, my nuts can’t take the skinny phases.
Baggy means cargo pants and moar pockets. Yesssss. Also don’t forget about the mid-phase between the two: bell-bottoms and boot cuts. I forget when they show up but I feel like we are due soon…
Ya guys dont just wear cargo pants? Like I know im an autistic Redneck but like why wear anything tighter if youre a guy? I dont like CBT why would I like to induce that with my pants.
Just wear classic Levi’s, dude. That’s what I’ve done the whole time.
You know it’s possible to simply not give a duck to trends? I know, it sounds insane, but just do whatever you like. Try a skirt if you want, I bet it’s nice on the balls.
Shit, now I want to try a skirt!
Problem is finding stuff that isn’t trending. My favorite brand for jeans that was super comfortable, cheap and durable stopped making baggy jeans, so I had to shop elsewhere which was much more expensive
Levi’s have model numbers and the cut doesn’t change with time
Levi is very expensive in my country
real Levis are expensive everywhere unless on sale
The quality changes. Their jeans in the past 10 years are just the same as others, but higher prices. They are not special anymore.
Yeah, true. That’s a bummer. I only buy super basic stuff and they seem to keep making that forever.
Seriously. I bought new jeans two weeks ago. I went to multiple different stores. My choices were skinny jeans, a different brand of skinny jeans, or a different brand with a different style of skinny jeans.
It can be hard to find the pants you like “off cycle”.
Just like it’s becoming impossible to find 100% cotton jeans. Everything is stretchy. More comfortable, but far less durable.
If you wear a kilt you can still have a belt
Oof, those are pricey. I need to get a sewing machine.
Holy moly, you weren’t kidding! Those have got to be the most pricey legwear I’ve ever seen!
Not only are they outrageously expensive, they even manage to be the ugliest pants I’ve ever seen.
Well done
Thank you, but also Gucci is cheating
They are super high quality, made in the US and are actually a good company - so at least your money is well spent. It’s a solid investment.
No doubt, and they look good as well, but I’ve already been financially irresponsible yesterday so I’ll wait a bit 😅
Plus I’d need it shipped to Europe, so that’ll be on top if they even deliver here.
Where are live kids are wearing super extra baggy jeans. It’s almost ridiculous.
We’re back to baggy baby. The time has come
Look at the balls on this guy
Nigga please, I always wore baggy shit
…i’ve waited thirty years for pinch-rolling to become socially-acceptable again: is now my time to shine?..
I don’t think scratching your balls in public was ever socially acceptable.
Just embrace being old and wear sweatpants or cargo shorts everywhere.
Same dude.
I splurged on some “nice” sweat pants, and that’s pretty much all I wear for fall/winter/spring, when I have to leave the house. Cargo shorts for summer.
It used to be PJs all day every day, but those nice sweats were a game changer.
I just discovered the running shorts with built in underwear. Amazing.
Um… I think those are bathing suits
No no, these are women’s size. Women’s swimsuits don’t typically look like this. I’m no track star, but now I can forgo underwear like a track star!
oh interesting, I’ve never heard of running shorts with built-in underwear
Can anyone tell me the rules? Jeans shorts arent ok, cargo shorts arent ok, do my legs have to live in darkness?
Just wear booty shorts.
I dont have a booty :( just a sorry old butt
rip
Isn’t sweatpants what most of the “younger generation” wear? Baggy T-shirt, sweat pants and sneakers with socks pulled all the way up outside the sweatpants.
Interesting, didn’t know that. I still wear my socks on the inside.
I wear a lot of cargo joggers, which are really the best of both worlds. 10/10. I usually have to buy them in men’s because of the eternal struggle for pockets, but it’s worth it.
are those the zip off kind?
No, they’re sweatpants, just with a slimmer fit and tapered legs so they’re a little nicer looking.
Team cargo shorts checking in. Live in SE Asia and can wear them every day of the year.
i hate slim/skinny pants and i dont know why anyone ever likes them. they look bad (my opinion) and they are so uncomfortable. baggy pants superiority !!!
…skinny pants look skanky as f*ck and grotesquely unflattering: just wear shorts instead…
This, but literally the opposite lol
respectfully, how do u find baggy pants uncomfortable ?
Well, it obviously depends on the style of fabric. Soft and loose fabrics can be good to have baggy, such as sweatpants or flax-based summer clothes. But specifically for the type of jeans shown here, I don’t like the tactile feel of the excess fabric. And it catches on itself and gets in the way.
I don’t like skinny jeans either, to be fair, but slim fit is good for me. Im also italian, if that explains it.
Not OC but they drag behind the leg when moving, like to get caught on things and quite often drag on the ground. With slim/skinny it’s just your leg. Comfy, secure and with good pants, not limiting movement in any noticable capacity. Alas personally I prefer slim than skinny.
Tried both, think both are weird. Prefer a normal or slim fit.
Tried both, hate both. Pooh-bear at all opportunities.
You just hate pants eh?
I can respect that
…more wakko than yakko, i guess?..
Baggy pants trap heat, great for winter and terrible for summer.
Skinny pants breathe, great for summer and terrible for winter.
Simple as.
Skinny pants are impossible to put on and remove when it’s hot.
And don’t talk to me about the swamp ass from squished butt cheeks all day.Putting them on in air conditioning solves the first half of that.
And for swamp ass you can prevent it if they cling to your thighs and cheeks with absolutely no space for heat to get trapped. Just really wedge it up there!
There’s also the top baggy, bottom tight and top tight, bottom flared cycle, and the waistline and foot-hemline go up and down, and they never sync back up to a style you have left over.
Jokes on you. I haven’t changed styles since 06. DCs fat shoes and Dickies or loose jeans.
DC fat shoes are the best!
I buy them with stretch denim. When I’m fat they fit and whem I’m fit they fit.
I’m now topping up for my winter fat cycle.
That reminds me that I have cheesecake in the fridge.
I just had a cheese Danish, and it was So Good.
When I hear someone in the wild singing, “Pants on the ground”, I will agree with you.