I was absolutely certain Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine, but here we are. I’m not ruling out anything just because it would be idiotic. Russia is past idiocy.
I was absolutely certain Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine, but here we are. I’m not ruling out anything just because it would be idiotic. Russia is past idiocy.
I’m not sure about the being ok part, but I as a human being will never be able to be excited like a Labrador puppy. Except maybe on drugs, but I don’t know which would allow that level of joy and neverending appetite.
I’m fat already, so that might be a good thing though.
Meeting scheduled before 9? Instant kick to the balls. Meeting scheduled during lunch? Believe it or not, that’s a paddling. I mean kick to the balls.
Rebel now. Rebuild … ah, let’s rebel first and then take a nap or have a snack. The rubble will be needing to be rebuild tomorrow still.
Wait, what? For real? Got a link? 😂
So, off to get a new set of screwdrivers!
Half the bacon is candy and the bread is a cake.
Shark shit?
Well, did you try? I didn’t, and I’ve not been sharkuterie’d yet.
Ate the Trump steak.
Not only are they outrageously expensive, they even manage to be the ugliest pants I’ve ever seen.
Well done
Yeah, true. That’s a bummer. I only buy super basic stuff and they seem to keep making that forever.
No doubt, and they look good as well, but I’ve already been financially irresponsible yesterday so I’ll wait a bit 😅
Plus I’d need it shipped to Europe, so that’ll be on top if they even deliver here.
Oof, those are pricey. I need to get a sewing machine.
You know it’s possible to simply not give a duck to trends? I know, it sounds insane, but just do whatever you like. Try a skirt if you want, I bet it’s nice on the balls.
Shit, now I want to try a skirt!
Yes, that is the main issue here. Not the bombing. Totally not the bombing.
Get bent
Ironic, as he knows a lot about losing and sucking, and they are not at all like him
Much like Hitler. Such a good guy