Wtf is BREAD doing there?! You don’t have VEGETABLES at BREAKFAST this is AMERICA
False. Gun too small, and no ammo on the table.
EDIT: And no cheap shit beer? This is nonsense.
Everything should be coated in maple syrup too.
Idk. Seems a lot of people here use cane syrup, which I don’t really think has any flavor at all
Corn syrup!
No donut?
That’s probably second breakfast.
No cheese
No sausages
No ketchup
Looks like the UK viewpoint.
I just imagine they eat a huge bowl of that candy which they xall cereal.
I believe in plain Cheerios superiority
Needs pancakes instead of toast, and the egg… just no.
Can’t be an American breakfast; that’s not a 1911.
TWO WORLD WARS!!1!
Swiss German American maybe
The most American thing I have ever seen
No biscuits and gravy?!
Or grits if you’re a filthy southerner.
That’s not an AR-15
That’s because it’s next to the dessert on a different image.
Uh… Why is there only one egg?
It’s a light breakfast. It’d be a skillet if it was a full breakfast, with a stack of pancakes if it was a Sunday.
This must be a diet meal. I usually have a few sides of magazines for the gun course.
Sometimes
Close. I keep a little league aluminum baseball bat handy for those rude individuals that like to interrupt my peaceful breakfast.
This is why I have a suppressor on my breakfast gun
Si vis pacem, para baseball bat
Muy verdades