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American breakfast is the same as English breakfast except we don’t have beans or blood sausage. The beans are replaced with fruit, the blood sausage is replaced with regular sausage, and the gun is just a centerpiece, not actually part of the meal.
Everything should be coated in maple syrup too.
Idk. Seems a lot of people here use cane syrup, which I don’t really think has any flavor at all
Corn syrup!
One egg!? I’m sorry is this the USSR?
Not Our egg!
No, this is clearly someone originally from Quebec. Because there, one egg is un ouef.
Close, but no, this is USSA. You missed by 4 kilometers.
Oh, wow! I am using that in political chats, given our current political climate.
Kilomet-🤢
For all times, for all people
Can you translate that to freedom units 💪?
On its own single egg plate. So fancy
A real American would put the multiple eggs on top of the bacon
AuthLeft: be fortunate you get the one egg
You mean USSA? Well the corruption is comparable.
You mean beaurocracy and nepotism? Because in USSR there were no traditional corruption because having money was not enough to get anything you want. Usually there was problem of not having enough stuff to spend money on.
That’s the ceremonical gun, the actual one is under the belt pointing at the owner’s testicles.
Ya gotta do a desk pop.
Safety off. Only protection is the hefty FUPA obscuring the weapon from sight
Uh… Why is there only one egg?
It’s a light breakfast. It’d be a skillet if it was a full breakfast, with a stack of pancakes if it was a Sunday.
This must be a diet meal. I usually have a few sides of magazines for the gun course.
No biscuits and gravy?!
Or grits if you’re a filthy southerner.
That’s not an AR-15
That’s because it’s next to the dessert on a different image.
I just imagine they eat a huge bowl of that candy which they xall cereal.
I believe in plain Cheerios superiority
Can’t be an American breakfast; that’s not a 1911.
TWO WORLD WARS!!1!
Swiss German American maybe
Fork goes on the left; each has four letters.
Spoon and knife go on the right; each has five letters.
Gun goes… on top?
Gun goes on lap so when someone sits across from you and gets mouthy, you can shoot them in the dick.
Butters stop shooting people in the dick!
Gun goes on hip so that you don’t need to train on drawing while eating breakfast separately from training on drawing while doing anything else while sitting.
I love you
KitchenBreakfast Gun™!Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Needs pancakes instead of toast, and the egg… just no.
This picture is distinctly lacking in ultraprocessed sugary cereal and/or shelf-stable pastries.
Half the bacon is candy and the bread is a cake.
No I haven’t eaten cereal or processed breakfast foods in decades. Just give me the eggs, bacon, sausage, toast with lots of butter and cheese. Where the fuck is the cheese?
In a spray can somewhere
Don’t go talking like that near Wisconsin.
Bacon is a processed food. A tasty one.
Yeah, plus the cholesterol medication. Bonus points if the mobility chair is within sight.
They’re American. They can’t afford cholesterol medication.
Well according to commercials from the 80s when I was a kid that’s part of a balanced breakfast.
Shelf-stable pastries just never stops being an alarming phrase
Ok, first off…I usually have two eggs.
Second, it is with my Sig.
So…checkmate!
I think it’s a 226?
Also, there’s only one starch. We have potatoes with our toast.
Three eggs. But yes. Sig P365.
