So much love

Gollum@feddit.org · 3 months ago

bstix@feddit.dk · 3 months ago

Yesterday some uptown girl commented on my ruggy full beard, so today I wore my beard again, because I don’t really give a fuck about her opinion.

Klear@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Aren’t you afraid the uptown girl could rape you?

Kaboom@reddthat.com · 3 months ago

Could an uptown girl drug you given the right circumstances?

Ignotum@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

I’d choose the uptown bear

rh4c6f@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… my uptown girrrrrl

bstix@feddit.dk · 3 months ago

I doubt that shaving would have any effect on that.

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Aren’t you afraid the uptown girl could rape you?

Only if you’re a downtown man.

littlecolt@lemm.ee · 3 months ago

That’s who I am!

rh4c6f@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

uptown girl

She’s been living in her uptown world.

Jackthelad@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

I bet she’s never had a backstreet guy.

harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 months ago

Bet her mama never told her why

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

I’m gonna try for an uptown girl

FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

She’s been living in her white-bred world

Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

That spelling really changes the vibe

zalgotext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Oh Jesus God

angrystego@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

And yet it probably actually doesn’t.