Okay but unironically candy pizza is good
Eating like they’ve got Universal Healthcare!
Listen. If you separate the dessert side, and debone and shred that chicken, I would 100% try the bite with the grape on it.
brazilians eat both stragonoff fried chicken pizza AND beans
Rebuttal: jellied eels.
Your move, Britain.
Deep fried butter?
I used to shit on British food until I discovered marmite. No offense to the British but the Australians do it better. Y’all are a close second though.
Wait are you actually saying Vegemite is better than Marmite?
What a weird take.
How do you spread vegemite on toast though? It’s like trying to smear polyfilla.
With Marmite, hell you can practically drink it in some temperatures.You don’t. You spread Marmite on toast and you feed Vegemite to the bin chickens.
My British dad agreed that Vegemite is better.
I think both of them taste god-awful and people who like either of them get the side-eye from me. Including my dad.
*british passport control immediately revoke citizenship*
I slightly prefer the taste of Vegemite. Marmite is still good though.
That’s not an American chicken, this is an American chicken.
Even if we ate this we still have room to talk about beans on toast.
Eat beans and cottage cheese like a true american
What in the WW2 ration fuck?
You. Get out.
Bitch nobody puts bone-in on a pizza.
On my fuckin life, and my YEEEZY, if I pay for this pizza and my shit’s delivered bone-in, it’s a wrap for y’all
Yeah; because this isn’t bland. It’s extra AF.
If your beans and toast are bland that’s a you issue. Learn to spice beans or but better beans, I kinda imagine you slapping plain boiled lima beans on a slab of dry rye and wondering what the hype is about.
Yeah, good luck, no way you’re selling me on beans.
You’re aware plain beans are the stereotypical cowboy food.
Where did the beans touch you.
Cowboys were quite literally in the middle of nowhere with nothing but beans. What’s the British excuse? “Oh, my great grandmother cooked this in the blitz, and we forgot rationing ended decades ago”.
Literally surrounded by beef and lamb dude hence the cow part of cowboy.
You say the was reasoning thing like it’s not a thing, there are tons of ersatz recipes directly related to rationing.
You’re just being obtuse to be obtuse.
Are you under the impression that cowboys eat the herd they’re driving? No, those are for other people.
Can and did, head of cattle per set distance were a common form of payment.
we most certainly will not
Don’t tell the foreigners Britain is nice.
Isn’t this a Brazilian thing? There are million things to pick from that would actually be American and arguably some things more disgusting than this
Isn’t this a Brazilian thing?
Everything is American once we get our grubby little hands on it.
Once we perfect it, you mean.
No dish is complete without refined corn products.
Why don’t you go eat a pheasant, you commie cunt.
Do they sell those in nugget form?
Dinner and dessert
American here: I’ll take that chicken, you can have the “pizza”
Also, beans on toast is fine.
Also, beans on toast is fine.
Passing on an opportunity to dab on the Brits? Sir, I’m going to need to revoke your American card.
Whatever, I’ll just go to Walmart and buy a 50 pack.
As long as it’s stuffed crust.