drunk lush of a woman
I am certainly not here to be all like MEN DO IT TOO but I felt the need to drop an anecdote about a lead singer in a band I toured with once. He only drank black label beer, no liquor. He blacked out every night and pissed all the beds he met lol
“But we don’t allow people to drink-drive, yet we keep putting them up in aircraft at 33,000ft.”
Aaah, so the problem is drunk pilots. I can get behind a two-drink maximum for flying a plane. Although, in “Flight” the guy flew a plane upside down hammered…so maybe it should be a two-drink minimum to get maximum innovation.
ETA: I prob should have added /s
If you wanna get real pedantic about it, millennials are considered to be FROM 1981 to 1996. I was born a few years after you, and I get called an Elder Millennial. Which always makes me imagine those Teletubbie Elders and they’re bad ass.
ETA: I don’t think you can ever escape the “you’re too young to understand” crowd of GenX haters. I caught that shade too, which is extremely boring and rude lol
Hey super hunky dream guy! You said we should meet for lunch, what was that restaurant you mentioned?
Tbf, a few of those look like napkins from the hot dog stand
“once one senses Trouble Gut, they must accept and nurture Trouble Butt…”
!twosentencehorror@sh.itjust.works
This is the worst thing I’ve read today
Penis.
*Penis
OMG *PENIS
This is incredible. I’ve had 2 friends grow up with one of their parents suffering through MS. It is one of the cruelest diseases I’ve ever seen. Imagine eradicating it! I get bummed out nonstop… but, this is truly a giant step forward.
1-800-CALLCOLLECT “imatthemallatboscospickmeup” and then get your dime back
I did NOT expect the comments to be so divisive on this
My most hilarious and embarrassing story has an element in it that involves seeing my friend get knocked out by his father in front of my mom and brother. The kid was 15 and was in trouble for breaking landscaping bricks at a local park.
The hilarious story happens right after that, when 11 year old me got violently pantsed by bike handlebars in front of a man driving by and now I am realizing that the whole thing is traumatic :(
Yes!
Though, some other people have tried calling me Zann, which is phonetically half my name. This jerk just liked calling me Shawn
Yeah, my name is Roseanne and it got weird when someone just started calling me Sean
Yes, but, what about a Good Cat With a Gun? Endless lives could be saved!