inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · edit-28 months agoEither ya understand why most women pick the 🐻 or you are the 🐻.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square1059fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageEither ya understand why most women pick the 🐻 or you are the 🐻.lemmy.worldinb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · edit-28 months agomessage-square1059fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCryophilia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoI guarantee all these women if they were alone in the woods, they would ATTACH themselves to a random man, no bear required. Women hate men until it’s time to lift something heavy or be protective or mow the lawn.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoMy wife does the heavy lifting, mows the lawn and has never met a pickle jar she can’t open.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoHoly fuck that’s the funniest joke I’ve ever heard. Do you mind if I steal it for my show?
minus-squaremmcintyre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoAll these women, wtf? Maybe they don’t hate men they just hate you? I love my husband, all the time.
minus-squareCryophilia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoAnd yet these women are saying they’d rather be around a bear than him. You don’t think that’s insulting?
minus-squaremmcintyre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoIt ain’t about his feelings, it’s about her safety.
minus-squaremmcintyre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoRight, women just feel like they’ve been molested, raped, murdered. But a man probably definitely shit his pants when he saw a bear somewhere! Those shit-smeared drawers are just the sort of fact my stupid girl feelings could never compete with.
I guarantee all these women if they were alone in the woods, they would ATTACH themselves to a random man, no bear required.
Women hate men until it’s time to lift something heavy or be protective or mow the lawn.
My wife does the heavy lifting, mows the lawn and has never met a pickle jar she can’t open.
Is your wife single?
Holy fuck that’s the funniest joke I’ve ever heard.
Do you mind if I steal it for my show?
Steal away
Thanks, buddy!
All these women, wtf? Maybe they don’t hate men they just hate you? I love my husband, all the time.
And yet these women are saying they’d rather be around a bear than him. You don’t think that’s insulting?
It ain’t about his feelings, it’s about her safety.
So it’s about her feelings.
Right, women just feel like they’ve been molested, raped, murdered. But a man
probablydefinitely shit his pants when he saw a bear somewhere! Those shit-smeared drawers are just the sort of fact my stupid girl feelings could never compete with.