It’s actually an improvement from your usual suggestions.
It’s actually an improvement from your usual suggestions.
Haha, they want a blowjob from a dead chick.
…and the lack of pants is for purely aesthetic reasons.
The breakfast beer helps with the shakes.
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What about an adaptation of the 2002 Resident Evil movie starring Milla Jovovich because that was the movie that started the franchise.
I hope it goes back to the more action heavy five or six.
Those were my favourites.
It makes it homey.
You need a Love Live Life vinyl decal on the wall.
If I get her into bed would that be a threesome?
You can’t fuck it up more so why not?
Once you take a bite out of a whole food it’s not whole anymore.
Vote in Biden this time and get a democratic nominee under forty for the next election.
When I pass out drunk on my pizza I don’t want to drown in cold sauce.
That’s just a cut up apple.
Not as good as Fortnite but they’ll get better in a couple more years.
Where does buying a second jet to ensure there’s no downtime in spreading the word of the lord fit into that list?
…and before the day is out a couple people are going to be missing fingers or hands!