Stickalibur. You are now the one true king of a small wooded area.
Rock, that one is one in a million.
that kinda stick doesn’t just grow on trees either.
Wait a second.
Rock. Stick will rot quickly, but the rock will stick around as long as I don’t lose it
Stick will rot, rock will stick.
Not perfect but I like it.
Stick will rot, rock will sit.
This is poetry 👌😌
You can shake rock, you cannot grow stick.
Stick every time. Stick is a sword, a walking tool, a measure, a prybar. Rock is rock. You can throw it. You can hit stuff with it. That’s about it.
Yea but if we ever get attacked by the scissor nation you’ll be ready
But if the paper nation flanks us we’ll be at a stalemate. We have a conundrum.
Rock is good. You can cook with rock, support and balance things, keep it as a pet, paint faces on it, wedge things that need wedging, use it as a paperweight, possibly shatter it into many knifey bits or sell it to your kid cousin as a magic rock. I think you can also do a few things with ropes and rocks, but I can’t remember any of those things. Yes, you can throw rock, but rock likes most to bounce on water when thrown.
Heating pad. Counterweight on bear bag. Massage tool. Circle template. Door stop. Wheel chuck. Pothole filler. Sculpture source. GI Joe mountain. The list goes on.
Arrr, rock good, rock cook, rock support. Rock have face. Rock wedge. Rock paperweight magic rock, sell. Rock shatter. Rock is pet. Use rope on rock. Throw rock fun. Rock bounce water.
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This is my favorite thing I’ve read this week
You can admire the rock. You can just hold the rock, meditate over its roundness. The rock can become your friend, your little secret, a comfort you can take anywhere. The rock is eternal. If you cradle it for a lifetime, you might contribute a miniscule amount to its perfect shape. Your life can have meaning.
A lifetime of swashbuckling! WHOOSH. WHOOOOSH WOOOSH…
I take the Rock! It’s much more durable than the stick and I bet it is really pleasant to hold. Also I can easily place it on my desk after I come home.
And I like to imagine how long it took for this rock to get his shape.
I imagine it got its shape by doing plenty of push ups, pull ups and drinking lots of juice.
You can also try to convince stick to be fire.
I suppose it would depend on the task I was trying to accomplish
That rock is so smooth and circular. I can’t not pick it. I’m drawn to it.
It is….precious…to me
drrr… drrr… drrr…
Oh you knob. I forgot about that until your comment.
Here, take this:
THIS WAS MADE FOR ME! TH-THIS IS MY PAD!
Stick
The rock . . . and a piece of string to wind around.
I wanna say rock like everyone else but that stick just looks so good
I’m going rock so I can charge my phone.
What
Looks like wireless charger
I’m going rock so I can solve world hunger.
Soup from a stone?
Stone soup is amazing!
I’m going to uplift rock and give it the ability to think so it can shitpost for me
Can I mate with you please. Kakaw
I have to skip that rock in the closest body of water
Can you take both, is there a rule on taking both
The wording is a bit open to ambiguity