Oh gosh, I’m not sure I could even sift my way through that much toxic masculinity and confidently-incorrect content to even derive a coherent tldr. I guess that everyone is wrong and this 16-year-old post now only serves as a mile marker on the unfortunate decline of online courtesy?
You’re better off just watching the video linked by @fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net
I once rode in a battery-powered canoe on a lake and had waves smash me into some rocks and all I got was shit in my pants