Vise grip hasn’t been oiled since my dad told me to do it thirty years ago. Ah! All those metrics are starving!

Anybody who liked toy trucks would love that weird thing in the op.

Cops going around and asking about purple rocks would cause a tiny stir. A kid would be aware of that and entertained. This is pre- internet and It’s Soviet culture. I’m not supporting the Soviets, but people talked to each other, which is generically quite positive.

You are not criticizing the OP, I guess, because you acknowledge their point, that it was meaningless, but it was entertaining to distract the Stasi. But you are criticizing the OP, because you think the Stasi were so competent?

This is a short distance uphill of a river bank that feeds into the Ohio river. On a wide path in the woods local dudes like to use for muddin’. I go there on weekday mornings to avoid them and the mud they create. Someone removed the gas tank and threw it in back, but the engine and such is of course still there.

as a citizen scientist, i strongly disagree. you speak of shellfish, academically! while a lonely starving writer from some seacoast shithole makes up a bunch of shit. As Cthculu the god of unspellable god names would like to remind you, hi!

Klingon is a known reprobate from several hundred years in the future. We know his father was descended from Worf, a most fierce and honorable warrior the likes we’ve never heard, because it hasn’t happened yet. But his works completely failed to address the Atlantic Multi-Donged Squid, which attacked the Sydney coast repeatedly in March of 2020.

your fingernails should not be used as razors.

so you dry your ass after using a bidet? paper or cloth?

impossible because early humans were using throwy things with their spears to make them faster and get more hit points. the only people who wanted to be badgers were the original australians, who were pretending to be african honey badgers, which they had never heard of, but boxing kangaroos is crazy dangerous so they had to come up with something.

well, that is a proud and proper riposte. well done. i don’t know if you are lying and I don’t care.

it’s ok that you didn’t get whatever terribly dry humor i failed at. but i am quite concerned that you would try to explain Yo Momma jokes.

nope no bad experiences over here. i’m familiar with the whole water versus butt situation. i think a bidet is fine but i don’t want to walk out of the restroom with a wet butt, unless it’s Wet Day. so regardless of bidet or no, i would prefer some sort of towel or soft paper.

an old me was like that makes no sense but a later iteration of me was like oh just no punctuation the me typing this is like fuck it enjoy your day

there should be more songs about tits. and i am not referencing human anatomy. maybe a little because that’s funny. but i just want more songs about tiny adorable birds.

how do you shave your face without a mirror?

oh so you live in ohio. the sweat is a fun treacle and you can fling it at people.

it’s water. what do you think is “using it well”? the only way to properly sanitize an asshole is drench it in water and use a little soap. Change your diet several days beforehand if you want to have fun down there.

i have long hair and it’s horrific when i take care of it. without all the gross oils and sticks and rocks my hair balloons

i saw that episode of Lost. if you get stung by a sea creature, just get your buddy to piss on you.