Fishbone

but all of us know that it’s just not gonna happen.

Certainly not by Bethesda, but in truly typical fashion, Bethesda games are are held together and made fun by modders (and sometimes, even fully built, as is the case with Enderal). Only trouble is that can take a wild and/or completely unknown amount of time.

https://tesrskywind.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJkeWN3_fbA

This, except instead of a 20 minute update, it’s two days of installing mods for the perfect game experience I’ll never have.

too bad unix time only has 14 years of life left in it.

Edit: this only applies to 32 bit Unix time. The 64 bit lifespan is a little longer, at 584 billion years. Whoops lol.

Useless RGB is overrated. I color coded my keyboard and it’s unbelievably helpful, especially for altered keys (ie: media keys/macro keys).

Wild, I didn’t know there was a different gallon measurement (There’s a few apparently).

mostly unrelated, but after poking around on Wikipedia, I’ve also learned that there’s two different versions of fluid ounces (Edit: that are used actively in the US, forgot to add that), and both are used on food labels simultaneously, but relating to different things.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluid_ounce#Definitions_and_equivalences

US food labeling fluid ounce

For serving sizes on nutrition labels in the US, regulation 21 CFR §101.9(b) requires the use of “common household measures”, and 21 CFR §101.9(b)(5)(viii) defines a “common household” fluid ounce as exactly 30 milliliters. This applies to the serving size but not the package size, package sizes use the US customary fluid ounce.

It’s about 3.8 liters to a gallon (for a total of about 10.55 gallons).

He loves haurticulture.

Du*

Nah, AU stands for alternate universe, I learned that when someone once threatened my life with Splatoon characters.

Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives!

Oh wait wrong song.

How do I know if something is Nuttable?

First off: Everyone who played the historical documentary Brutal Legend knows that metal was a gift from the gods.

Second: Miocene epoch heavy metal is my favorite genre!

Yeah, ligma anti-air shot from my corn cob gunlance!

(That’s the rest of the joke right?)

Being mean to underpaid staff isn’t exactly joke material, accidental or not.

Ah, Surge…

Wasn’t surge basically the diesel version of mountain dew? I vaguely remember trying it once and not caring for it.

Hey, you’re welcome! I just thought it would be a logistical nightmare to get past the cats without disturbing them in your picture, and my brain ran with the idea.

On a related note: Check out the book “I Could Pee on This, and Other Poems by Cats”. It’s a little book of poems from the perspective of cats.

If ye wish to climb the stairs,

Then first endure our three glares.

For moving, we aren’t in the mood,

Though we may change our tune for food.

And a warning should our bowls lay empty,

Misfortune falls swift and plenty.

So please, appease us kitties three,

Lest ye wake in a bed of pee.