The solution to cheap toilet paper
Does no one remember the movie Soul Man?
Mike’s Hard Lemonade dehydrates the victim to the point that the next time they pee it comes out like toothpaste.
Whew! For a second there, I was worried that I agreed with Aaron Rogers.
Jesus is a switch?
I wish it was a joke… I’d look it up, but that’s going to be a bad impact on my Google algorithm.
The first glance at the baby elephant in the dress/blanket made me remember the news story about the village (Malaysia?) that kept a shaved baboon as the town prostitute, and now I’m starting to think this whole “internet” thing may be a bad idea.
When are they going to release the dlc that includes fun?
I appreciate the motive behind it, but I don’t think your strategy is effective until we have national ranked-choice voting.
Say you are given the choice of Starbucks drip coffee (black), or Jonestown Kool-aid. You are going to be force-fed one of them no matter what. You have a vote to choose which one you prefer. In your scenario, you say “milkshake” in the hopes that maybe next time a milkshake will be an option, and in hopes that the rest of the voters are smart enough to avoid cyanide.
NARRATOR: They’re not.
“Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig’s Disease. How’d he not see that coming?” -Dennis Leary
Would love to see a full-on MCU Howard Free Duck movie!
So they can sell you custom eyes like cats and aliens and shit.
I figured it was because of our fucked up “if there’s time to lean, there’s time to clean” mentality.
People were slamming each other all the time in the 80’s. It’s one of the reasons AIDS hit so hard.