Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!
Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!
Remember faster!
Please 💖
I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!
Full of cheese is the best state one can achieve I wanna be full of cheese now!.
Never lay your eyes on spring boot then.
/* This works because there's a bean with a specific name and a
specific dependency that doesn't even share the same namespace.
I don't know what it does, I think it's dark magic.
Don't refactor any of this! */
Hmmm, sardines…
Yeah thanks. You just made the top spot on my naughty list. No presents from me, pal!
I have that weird shit all the time. Not with self harm exclusively, but for example very graphically imagining how I’d accidently slip and being hit by a truck or something like that.
Turn it off please, I don’t like.
I went to therapy as a teenager and now, decades later, I’m a grown man. Explain that, science!
I’ve wondered how people ran happily into their doom in WW1/2, and thought nowadays with all the information readily available they’d not fight and die for some grand illusion of some asshole wearing a crown or whatever Putin wears. But I was wrong. I don’t understand how they’re not on his ass, noose ready. Instead they cheer for him. Of course not all Russians, but enough to let him keep destroying their own future.
That’s really hard for me to grasp. If my government would start some shit like that we’d collectively laugh and replace them.
Valid question. But on the other hand, Russia doesn’t seem like they are well organized in anything they do. And normally they’re the ones hacking the rest of the world, they probably didn’t expect to be on the receiving end.
How many mothers do you have that it makes a real world difference? I’d guess up until 1000 you wouldn’t really notice depending on your hardware. You could cache them as well.
Checksum then? First few characters?
I like your style. How often have you been cursed at?
Last week I’ve been laughed at for having written a travel blog a decade ago. Fuck you, blogs are hip again! You’re the boomer!
I don’t mean you, you’re probably cool. I mean my colleague who laughed at me.
Huh, I guess there have been some changes since I’ve last checked
Do you self host hopscotch?
“You see officer, it wasn’t me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!”
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Your LinkedIn profile looks promising, I’m trying to staff a senior Java developer position.