Dude I just got over covid, can we wait before we have another plauge!??

That’s so cool you got to see the dolphins! It breaks my heart the animals are suffering becuase humanity couldn’t keep it’s shit together.

I’m not holding out hope here, a lot of the lead writers left after the EA takeover.

Me alone in the forest, lost and confused: huh I thought at least one of them would be here!!???

Pretty sure there are some rules about not forcibly relocating US citizens to foreign war zones. Ah, who am I kidding, rules don’t apply to the GOP anymore.

Don’t forget the mercury poisoning!

Am women, love hiking. Have encountered bears many times. I stay calm, keep my distance and appreciate them for the beautiful animals they are. (And yes, I’d pick bear, everytime.)

The key here, in case you missed it Mr. Red, is that I don’t know the intentions of the man. I’m rolling a dice on whether this hypothetical man is one of the good ones. The bear might kill me, it might not, but it’s not going to harass me once I get out of the forest. It’s not going to text me at all hours of the day and night asking for a chance because it got me out of the forest. The bear isn’t going to show up at places I’m at and attempt to talk to me. The bear isn’t going to contact everyone I know on social media trying to convice them they are a nice bear who just needs to go on a date with me. The bear won’t write me emails telling me I’m a bitch ass stuck up whore when I refuse them.

It’s not just the forest, Mr. Red, it’s after the forest. It’s the fallout. I’d rather get ripped apart than take a chance a get a Nice Guy. Once I am out of the woods, I never have to think about that bear again. If it’s a man I run the risk of always having to look over my shoulder, and depending on his level of crazy, maybe getting stalked for the rest of my life.

I’ve been trying to do a version of this. Sometimes I just need a day off. Driving myself into the ground won’t help anything. It helps to take a day here and there, even if it means more work tomorrow.

That scene from The Neverending Story scarred me for life. You know the one I’m talking about. Poor Artax.

🎶 One of these things is not like the others 🎶

Oh god I had a Keith at my work place. Wanted to show me shit on his phone instead of working. What is it with Keiths!?

I had the rumbles in my tummy only hands could satisfy!

I’d be more excited if EA didn’t ruin everything they touched.

This is amazing

That’s not very disco of you.

“Where’s Waldo the Nazi.” I almost spit out my water. 🤣

Oh boy more droughts! Which will probably lead to massive forest fires. Fuck.

Ah, but of course!

Am women is legit. It happens.