If they’re taking Moo Ding anywhere, I hope it’s on a trip to meet Pesto the giant penguin chick. And I hope they decide to make a buddy cop style movie together.
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
This is Hippopotamus destiny!
East Asian house hippos are larger
DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS
singing, rhythmic, headbanging DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUN
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FLAPS
Quivering Beef Curtains*.
Although I believe that’s the second video…
What’s the hippo from
A zoo in Thailand. The hippo’s name is Moo Deng which translates to bouncy pork. It’s adorable.
It’s adorable.
Yep, yep… until the teeth grow in.
And it becomes as big as a Ford Aerostar.
That dude is fucked omg
I think he got away in this case, but he was definitely close to fucked. Apparently hippos kill about 500 people every year.
The most badass animals on the planets are herbivores.
That website gave my phone chlamydia.
That’s just shark propaganda
It looks like a meat balloon
Pygmy hippo
Also the zoo “Khao Kheow Open Zoo” is about an hour north of Pattaya or 1.5 hours south (following the coast) of Bangkok
Alright who wants to do a Lemmy field trip to Thailand? We should see Moo Deng before Bangkok, because of the implications.
Pattaya has the better sex work if that’s what you mean
I was talking about trying to get Pad Thai at Soi Pradu, but having some street meat could be fun too I guess.
another hippo, usually
Usually
Nah, the charge is using a stolen credit card!
RIP
I don’t get it
Ain’t nobody fuck with tiny hippo. Ain’t nobody.
I see you know your Judo well.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS!
RIP
He shall be forever immortalized in meme form
Its solemn duty of every person who comes in contact with the authorities to quote “Democracy Manifest”.
“And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?”