I was told cucumber with sugar and cinnamon tasted like watermelon. It doesn’t.
Is it a hate crime if it’s performed out of love? Love for watermelon?
“I attacked them out of love for the white race”
I bet someone has tried to argue that hah
I don’t know about mustard, but tajin on watermelon is pretty damn delicious.
I love tajin. It’s great on cucumber with salt and lime juice too
Don’t forget the chamoy and lime
There’s something weird going on with tajin. I like the basic idea of it, salt, chilli powder, some cayenne for heat, pepper, garlic, onion, maybe some lime/lemon. But there is something extra in tajin that doesn’t mix well with my taste buds.
So, ditto. Something is different about the pre packaged “tajin”.
Could be brand based. Some have more loose plastic/arsenic/rat feces than others.
I love when my food has extra arsenic personally.
mustard is just spicy vinegar
I bet its good 🍉
I didn’t expect putting watermelon on a grill to work either… fuck it… worse case scenario I take a bite and it tastes like ass. Not the end of the world.
I’d try it.
That’s a lotta words to say you’d eat ass? No judgement, just own it.
But would that make it a worse case scenario?
Watermelon cubes work great as a juicy summer salad. If it goes Well with vinaigrette why not mustard?
I’m allergic to watermelon, so I can’t taste it, it just tastes like burning, but it’s this a really horrifying taste combo?
It sounds weird, but I can imagine it working. Sometimes sweet fruit and mild salt can combine well. And mustard is kind of salt like.
I uhh… I like mustard… I don’t want to try this.
Mustard has a time and a place. This isn’t it.
Watermelon has such a subtle taste that I’m pretty sure that you’re not going to taste the watermelon over the mustard.
… Might as well be eating soggy bread or something.
It would be similar to adding mustard to cucumbers I guess. Adding a new texture to mustard, trying not to mix flavors
Nah fam, cucumbers ain’t sweet like a watermelon. I can especially see how one would eat pickles with mustard.
Is this similar to the sweet chilli on watermelon thing that’s been going around lately?
Lemmy users are honestly some of the most troubled and scary people in our society, seriously keep a mental count of how many weirdly violent posts you see on here it’s actually unhinged.
And yes I understand this is a joke but my point is someone who sees this joke and reposts it is weird in a troubling way.
I don’t think it’s that far fetched. Pickled watermelon is delicious, melon with prosciutto is delicious. Sweet, salty, and vinegar are an age old combination.
The question is can I feed my cat a strict diet of mustard-melon?
Michael Scott : I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I’m talking about.
Stanley : That’s not what a hate crime is.
Michael Scott : Well, I hated it, a lot, okay.
