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minus-squareKonstant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·14 days agoIs this not a fatal amount of bacon?
minus-squareIntheTreetop@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·14 days agoIt depends on your timetable. Right after it’s consumed? Of course not, we’re American. Does it shorten our lifespan significantly to the point of heart attacks in your mid to late 40s? Absolutely.
minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·14 days agoMy arteries are so strong that you could shoot me with the breakfast gun and I wouldn’t spring a leak.
Is this not a fatal amount of bacon?
It depends on your timetable. Right after it’s consumed? Of course not, we’re American. Does it shorten our lifespan significantly to the point of heart attacks in your mid to late 40s? Absolutely.
Only for weak euro-arteries.
My arteries are so strong that you could shoot me with the breakfast gun and I wouldn’t spring a leak.