When you finish tinkling, just give the bit between the plums and the starfish a little poke to get the last few drops out.
You’re welcome.
Taint?
The gooch
Good ole Chode
Seriously… However awkward it is to talk about, it worked so well I told my coworkers lol
Listen… If you don’t hear back from me, thanks for the life changing advice.
I keep hearing this but can’t seem to get it to work :(
Whats the starfish
You need to bring a starfish from the beach when you go
My cat’s name is Sphincter.
You spelled butt and poo wrong.
Yall don’t do the dick flex thing to get the last stream out?
Look up urethral milking. It helps.
Thats why I always helicopter at the urinal.
It’s most likely to happen when I’m wearing pants that are light enough to really show through. If my pants are dark and will hide it, my dick probably works twice as well that day.
You at your desk, staring at your dick: “cmon… WORK! You fuckin worked yesterday…”
Your boss who is standing behind you: “wtf”
A dick being a dick
Oh fuck. This is lemmy watch out.
Someone is going to say this is a sign you need to turn into a woman. You’ll be called an egg in no time.
He had slayed me, mutha! [Deathdrops.
You gotta switch back to retention mode and relax before storage. There’s a little bit of lag when the valve ages.
Put them back on? Don’t you mean pull them back up?
What exactly is going on here?
Paprika asking the spicy questions we didn’t know we needed the answers to!
There is such a thing as forbidden knowledge, bud. There’s a reason for it.
You have to take them off, if you want to sit backwards and rest your phone on the tank
Oh shit lmao. Guy is just out here air-drying his butthole for all to see. Some call it disgusting, but others? Efficient. Jensen, promote this man!
Just walk on the spot while shaking your fella, works for me, tricks the little prick into thinking I’ve walked off.
gotta squeeze the grundle
Welcome to your 40s
Hey, I’m not even 37.
Our generation has aged a hell of a lot quicker than others, I blame MTV.
Truth!!! Lord help yah if you wear cargo shorts and the wrong pair of boxers.
“Yeah, the faucet sprayed everywhere.”