• lath@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Step 1: Manually shave your entire body with a razor to induce hair growth.

      Step 2: Get fat.

      Step 3: Get fit while staying fat.

      Step 4: Once woolly enough, go get naked in the woods and ambush unsuspecting women*

      • Do not attack unless hungry or feeling threatened. Otherwise just beg for scraps.