I am saying this with all seriousness. Have you had your eyes checked recently?
A friend of mine was complaining about the print quality of some text on a can and I was like “hah what? Lemme see” and it was perfectly clear (just like the bear emoji or any other emoji for that matter).
At viewing distances/zoom levels/font sizes at which I can read text just fine, that allegedly bear emoji is a brown oblong with some black flecks on it. Why should I have to mess with my device’s UI to accommodate an objectively shittier way to communicate?
Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.
Emoji were a mistake.
You may need glasses if you need to squirt at your phone to know what 🐻 is
I say this as a guy who didn’t know he needed glasses until like 25 years old, it’s supposed to be really easy to discern what emojis look like
I am saying this with all seriousness. Have you had your eyes checked recently?
A friend of mine was complaining about the print quality of some text on a can and I was like “hah what? Lemme see” and it was perfectly clear (just like the bear emoji or any other emoji for that matter).
You may need glasses.
At viewing distances/zoom levels/font sizes at which I can read text just fine, that allegedly bear emoji is a brown oblong with some black flecks on it. Why should I have to mess with my device’s UI to accommodate an objectively shittier way to communicate?
Nope. Increase your phone’s font size or zoom. Or maybe you need reading glasses.
social media was a preceding mistake
Evolution was a mistake
–Douglas Adams
But without evolution we wouldn’t have bears!
We wouldn’t have humans either so yeah I’m still blaming evolution.