Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · edit-26 months agoJust lie still and stay calm. Dont worry, this won't hurt me a bitlemmy.worldimagemessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageJust lie still and stay calm. Dont worry, this won't hurt me a bitlemmy.worldUltragigagigantic@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · edit-26 months agomessage-square69fedilink
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoAnd they give you a lead vest to cover Your balls, but nothing to cover your head.
minus-squareThe_Cunt_of_Monte_Cristo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoBecause X-ray can not penetrate bones?
minus-squareThe_Cunt_of_Monte_Cristo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoIt depends how hard boners are.
minus-squareNeon 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️🌈@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoIt’s actually really logical. Your Balls constantly store and generate new DNA, which can easily be destroyed by X-Rays. Your Brain doesn’t really. So your Balls are really vulnerable to X-Ray, while your brain isn’t
minus-squarejaemo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoAlso: where pee is stored. And we can’t be irradiating that, or have we so soon forgotten?
minus-squaredeania@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoThe last thing we want is a repeat of the Night of the Living Piss
minus-squareDearth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoBones block x rays better than the thin skin around your nuts
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoThat’s why I had a scrotal bone installed. Pure lead. My balls is like Magneto down there.
And they give you a lead vest to cover Your balls, but nothing to cover your head.
Because X-ray can not penetrate bones?
But can it penetrate boners?
It depends how hard boners are.
Gotta protect vital organs.
Priorities!
Think of the children!
It’s actually really logical.
Your Balls constantly store and generate new DNA, which can easily be destroyed by X-Rays. Your Brain doesn’t really.
So your Balls are really vulnerable to X-Ray, while your brain isn’t
Also: where pee is stored. And we can’t be irradiating that, or have we so soon forgotten?
The last thing we want is a repeat of the Night of the Living Piss
Bones block x rays better than the thin skin around your nuts
That’s why I had a scrotal bone installed. Pure lead. My balls is like Magneto down there.