If you’re talking to someone with a birth date in the 1980s, they were too old for that shit. And if that person has kids, they were too YOUNG for that shit.
So if anyone in that age bracket smiles and nods, like they get any Spongebob shit, they’re either a weirdo who watched a show for kids, long after they were too old for it (less likely), or else they’re just lying to you (very likely).
My fellow Millennials: I urge you to stop lying. The longer we pretend to understand this shit, the harder it will be to finally admit we don’t. At least 30 percent of meme communication relies on detailed knowledge of Spongebob, already. We have to let everyone know we don’t get it, or we’ll just be left entirely behind.
Sigh. I guess, now that I think about it, a pretty large number of 35-45-year-old stoners have watched Spongebob for reasons related to being stoners. Also don’t do that, please. We’re supposed to be actual adults, at this point.
… Why?
“Because it’s suspicious behavior”
You realize that grown people make those shows right? Not children? Are they suspicious people?
One of the most popular tv shows today is a kids show called Bluey. Are people who watch it “suspicious red flags?”
Yes. Simply yes.
https://www.simplemost.com/its-official-more-people-are-streaming-bluey-than-any-other-show/
So basically watching one of the most heavily streamed shows og all time globally makes you suspicious?
So tell me, if millions of all ages watch this show, so many that it’s the modt streamed show of all time, what makes you “normal” or not suspicious? What makes you not the red flag? You’re the aberration, not them. Not everyone else.