In Canada … ‘I’m sorry’ doesn’t mean much any more …

Bump somebody in public? … I’m sorry
Meet someone you know? … I’m sorry
Meet someone you don’t know? … I’m sorry
Look at somebody? … I’m sorry
Stand in line with other people? … I’m sorry
Someone acknowledge you? … I’m sorry
Someone asks you to hold this severed body part? … I’m sorry (and hold it anyway)
Someone asks you for directions? … I’m sorry
Someone tells you 1+1=2? … I’m sorry
Someone asks you if you want salmon or steak? … I’m sorry
Someone asks you which hockey team you like? … I’m sorry
Someone asks you about the weather? … I’m sorry