Where’s the beer?
I’m sorry but this is missing dog.
bro how extra do you gotta be
This much:
Bark. Bark.
As a tall man I would greatly appreciate a bed frame so as to not have to fight the bed springs to stand up.
You are missing one toilet paper roll
Yeah I don’t see any curtains
And just where am I expected to put my collection of American Girl dolls?
I wouldn’t be happy with that PC sitting on the carpeted floor when you have a perfectly good table to the right.
Sorry, but I want a chair with a backrest. But other than that, no notes
(I’m going with the vibe of the joke. There’s a lot more that I consider table stakes irl, don’t bother me.)
I wouldn’t mind a toilet
Look at Rockefeller thinking he needs his our toilet.
Mine is down the hall and I share it with 23 other people and that’s the way it should be!
Matress needs to be off the floor to prevent moisture from being trapped between the mattress and ground causing mildew/mold. More of an issue in humid places, but still - prop that bad boy up on some bricks or something idk
Those are adult concerns and have no place in this childish utopia.
Bonus storage space! Physical notification every time you roll off! More space for the monsters! Easier to keep bed bugs at bay! More options for the Waifullow 2600XX!
milk crates! get em from the grocery store, around back.
Cargo pallets are about the right size, and are free, if you ask, at Lowes/ Home Depot/ other Hardware stores.
No bedframe, no nightstand, only one monitor and it’s tiny as hell
This looks like a prison, get me out
A prison cell with walls and a carpeted floor, your own bathroom, and a door you control so you get to go anywhere you want.
What bathroom and door? What you see is what you get.
Peak hikikomori minimalist living space, who needs hygiene and outside anyway.
Are you saying I could be gaming, reading, posting all day and hooking up in the showers at night, all for free?
Even the sex is included.
Even worse, no chamber pot.
When you don’t have a bed frame, the whole floor is your night stand!
a few consoles and a gaming phone too
Gaming phone…?
yeah like the asus rog ally
Nah, gotta have an e-reader or tablet in there. You can’t relax and read with a desktop or laptop.
Speak for yourself.
At least there’s somewhere to sit, but nowhere for guests to sit. According to Josh Johnson, this is below the bare minimum for meeting a girl. Best of luck, OP.
For some of us, a girl was never an option 😎
It’s just missing one essential piece.
Snacks.
