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minus-squarebec@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up86·1 year agoCraved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it
minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·edit-21 year agoIf you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one. Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.
minus-squareWhitebrow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 year agoWith a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit
minus-squareRadioactive Radio@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoWhat if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.
minus-squareHolzkohlen@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoThe tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.
minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoIf the toilet is sentient, there should be consent on all parties included.
minus-squareThe_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoBetter to be loved than hated?
Craved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it
If you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.
Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.
With a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit
What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.
The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.
If the toilet is sentient, there should be consent on all parties included.
Better to be loved than hated?