Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
So do I. Don’t tell anyone.
To quote Yakko Warner:
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, but socially dead
Where?