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Fluffy gorl

You win a free trip to the Hague

By a stroke of luck, one of the people to see these new screen savers was a member of the marketing team who tried them out the night before an already-scheduled visit in New York City with a major computer industry magazine. He loved them and wrote back, “You can call off the vote. We’re adding all of them to the product!”

Just think, if not for this email we might not have had that episode of LGR where “PENISES” suddenly appeared on the screen behind Clint as he was talking about it.

I seem to remember a competitor, I think it was called 3DO or something?

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I watched it and it scares me only because of how many people didn’t notice or care that Biden was the only one saying anything of substance up there.

Can haz

Hey, we’re learning, okay?

She’s banned because she flipped him on his back and huffed his belly

I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

Nice, very trochaic

Why does he look like he’s announcing the reorganization of the republic into the first galactic empire?

How the hell are you supposed to exit that?

I literally did that today. First I dumped the laundry on the couch, and then a few hours later I folded it and put it away

Pour it on yourself and you’ll never have to work another day in your life

Glory to you… ^AND ^YOUR ^PASSWORD…

“ingenuity is kill”
“no”

And I will see my dream come alive at last

Absolutely me: