Early for next year
Early for next year
This guy wants to be the main character so badly.
No, no, no-no, no-no-no-no, no-no-no!
Yet that’s several times the rate in comparably sized areas in Europe.
Breaking News: Mexico unveils space laser technology
Holy shit. I had no idea it was that bad in Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, and New Mexico.
Mexican government data shows that at least 102,400 homicides have been reported in that period
Holy shit. I had no idea it was that bad.
Cook over an open flame like marshmallows in my IMHO.
His only lover is fitness.
I bet you wish you had fries.
“A true hero penetrates.”
Edit: Put it in quotes so that you can tell that this is meant as satire.
Because their plan A of flooding the public discourse with stories about how we’ll all die if we don’t “return to office” has failed.
I pretend I’m a quarterback and she’s the center and call some audibles with my hands ready to receive the snap
That’s from “Freddy Got Fingered”
I once had a doctor Google my symptoms while we were both watching the screen. He even said “how did we even do this before Google?” Then he sent me for an unnecessary colonoscopy. He just so happens to be dead now.
Tory voters say they prefer Tory government. There’s the real headline.