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The real mindfuck drops when they find out there wasn’t one. Beautiful.

DMs’ watches do what now?

That might be too effective. 😵‍💫🤢

Only one of those is the global symbol for saving one’s work, though. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Poor CDs.

The Te of Piglet might be of some help. 😌

Um…

Can be* a sand witch, not “is” —but otherwise, perfect! 🤗

Most recently, I’ve been the opposite of that and lost nearly half my body weight in ~6mo of chronic disregulation. No, it’s not fun, either. 😅

Just remembering if I’ve eaten isn’t enough, I’ve gotta assume the abdominal discomfort isn’t anxiety, but legit hunger —that’s a tough one to ascertain, atm.

Preach.

I mean, it’s not like irrational stats’re prevalent, (don’t look at 1-3E) per se, but they’re certainly less rare than expected.

FWIW, it’s been how many decades so far, to hone a single foundational system and five+ editions, and this is progress?☝🏼🤷🏼‍♂️

Without a doubt! I’ve supported a select few Patreon creators for a while now, and his email updates, etc., have been the most honest, humble, and inspiring among them —to the point that I lowkey look forward to them!

That said, I’d be doing y’all a disservice by failing to mention my other faves that stand alongside him:

• Bite The Bullet Studios — a married pair of amazing creators w/ a years-long line of some of the most unique, quirky, evocative, clever minis available these days;

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• SolGood Creations — Ukraine-based team of designers that not only send a massive amount of their Patron support directly to their local communities, but they share pics, vids, and more of our support helping their neighbors get through their days (they also put out an “unofficial” Ukraine-themed grimdark-future chapter, FWIW.) ;

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• Manuel Boria — an incredibly talented creator whose design work spans decades and it shows in the subtly emotive expressions in his sculpts, his detail invites the eye to wander deeper;

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• Warp Miniatures — truly signature work inspired by oldschool RPG & “euro” fantasy styles, he designs with a mind toward their folktale origins —and slays every time;

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• and not at all least, just Nate! 🙌🏼 — join the journey as Nate takes suggestions and discovers how best to model each target subject for 3D printing, but he’s no newb (it’s informative and without ego every time), and each release is a legend.

edit: sorry, the formatting’s wonky AF. 🙇🏽‍♂️

Hunh. Fishheads came to mind, for me. 🤓

Oh, hell yeah! That’s a mz4250 classic, and I’m a longtime supporter of their work!

FYI, this model is flat-out terrifying when upscaled ~250% to a gargantuan 200mm base, (according to my players, at least) —but, in their defense, I admit I’d felt it also called for alligator gar pike mouths and staged in a suitably trampled & bestrewn hunting-ground to seal the deal and dub her Garhonkdra, the Choir of Tantrumax.

Give her a little fluorescent paint accenting and underlight her w/ UV, and they really start to wonder not if, but how the goose statblock’d been changed. 🤣

To be honest, if your DM isn’t riffing on the sheet notes, they should be, IMHO.

One OG sign it’s well past due: players gettin’ lazy w/ “low-level” challenges, letting IRL statblock fluency drive in-game assumptions, etc. Resistances, key abilities, tendencies, phobias, et al, should all be up for grabs if the party, or any members thereof, haven’t personally encountered said creature before in that biome, region, local area, season, and/or time of day. Who knows what effects to only those parameters brings about in that species? Besides, playing “by the book” doesn’t require playing “from the book”. 🖖🏼

Time to finesse those goblins, kobolds, infernal geese, _{(normal geese, better name)} slimes/jellies, mud crabs, the lot!

While not entirely incorrect, the simple fact that they knew ahead of time, and were clearly aware enough to avoid sending it to Germany, thus making them complicit at best.

No. Fuck them.

Apologia much? 🤷🏽

The high seas welcome another mariner. 🤘🏼

They only apologize when they get caught. Everything else is “fine”.

She doesn’t offer the trench run unless you’ve ringed at least one AT-AT first.

Can we get one of those for president? Right now, ours is barely a wrongly-worded TACO squirt. ☝🏼

I’d give up soup if the piss’d stop raining, flooding, rotting everything we’re each trying to work on. ✊🏼