If China wants to pay for my next car for me, I’m fine with that.
If China wants to pay for my next car for me, I’m fine with that.
2 months after thruster issues: check engine light finally comes on
Can’t get ad revenue on a short, concise, and helpful page.
Even a basic cookie recipe requires someone’s whole life story to fill in the blank space between 10 ads
It’s pretty obvious why lol.
90% of the calls I receive are spam.
Calling demands that I pick up the phone RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. Bitch, if it ain’t a life threatening emergency I’m not dropping everything I’m working on for you.
Texting allows me to respond when it’s convenient for me.
Text generally takes 3 seconds to get the point across instead of having a whole conversation about it
It is the Texas of Canada… And sometimes they forget they aren’t actually Texas
Art, sports, leisure, entertainment all need to be banned. They distract the worker from his task of serving the
peopleCEO.
Time for the Cocaine Shark movie
Flavor’s actually not bad at all. I’ve definitely had spicy foods that are nothing but capsaicin but this one actually has taste
It was a fun game, I enjoyed it. Didn’t realize games needed to be accurate treatises on revolutionary political theory to be good.
Did they just use the salad butt funnel for the main course?
Oh they’ll come back down, for sure.
On the starliner, or on a SpaceX rescue ship is the question. Lol.
Imagine being assigned to the most reliable ship in your country’s navy
Apparently this shit happened in the 80s and early 90s and the accusations are coming out now
The person who set him up? Himself!!!
dun dun DUNNNNNN
What if they just had an entire zoo where every animal was just a dog with dyed fur
But they’re already helping the Russians. Why would they need more motivation?
And then they have no port to plug into on their phone.
Saying the Bible is based in history is kinda like saying Cocaine Bear is based on a true story
In fact I’m pretty sure we have more evidence of Cocaine Bear’s existence
A local insurance company tried to deny a claim because the person was “caught” horseback riding. As if sitting on a horse on a flat trail is some kind of extreme physical activity.
Yes, the bomb travelled forward in time at one minute per minute