minus-squarevoik@ttrpg.networktoRPGMemes @ttrpg.network•"How do I make the no-no thing be a yes-yes thing?!"linkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-22 months agoMan, we ended up setting up a wiki for all the ones from my last campaign… it’s down at the moment, but here are a few I have saved on my phone: “My companions and I are professional adventurers” “Some of us more professional than others…” “For no sexy reason, what does the pope look like?” “Also, I’m not doing terrible! But I definitely just got stabbed.” Bard: “No, this is wholesome [Bard] moment! Anyway, how much money do you have?” Sorcerer: “[Ranger], we are about to do some wacky-ass magic” Ranger: “In that case, I would like to watch it from over there.” Sorcerer: “I will not be doing it. I will be joining you.” GM: “Divine and wild magic start pouring into and it’s like… Have you ever licked a battery?” GM: “Divine, chaos, and dragon magic flows through you—” Bard: “And bardic from the inspiration!” Ranger: “Oh I can add some ranger nature!” Sorcerer: “And I have one that can help! I cast minor illusion to make a “do not disturb” sign.” “If I take one more step, it’ll be the furthest I’ve ever been from home…” “You didn’t even have to step.” “If I take one more interdimensional vortex…” “Your left or my left? You’re an orb.” “I am.” “Float like a flowerpot, sting like a school bus.” linkfedilink
minus-squarevoik@ttrpg.networktoMemes@lemmy.ml•Learning englishlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 months agoThe Chaos linkfedilink
Man, we ended up setting up a wiki for all the ones from my last campaign… it’s down at the moment, but here are a few I have saved on my phone: