yes.

I’d assume because the majority of people here don’t use Apple products

Remember: “Fear” is conciousness plus life. “Regret” is an attempt to avoid what has already happened. “Toast” is bread held under direct heat until crisp. The present tense of “regret” is “indecision”. The future tense of “fear” is either comedy or tragedy. The past tense of “toast” is “toasted”

• Joseph Fink, Welcome to Night Vale

I work at a grocery store. It’s been so busy with Thanksgiving and the holidays that this was literally me yesterday.

a month if you’re lucky. they started blasting it a week into November where I work. I’m so tired of hearing the same songs over and over again, and the 6 different covers of “All I Want For Christmas Is You”

“Equally” is not a word I’d use. It’s not pushed nearly as much as Christmas is

https://xkcd.com/927/

ISO 8601, while great, has too many formats. May I introduce RFC 3339 instead?

https://ijmacd.github.io/rfc3339-iso8601/

is there a c/ontheledgeandshit yet

The NYC subway banned dogs on trains unless they fit into a small bag, so this guy trained his Pitbull to sit in a small bag

I see more than 2 chocolate chips. What kind of lie are you spreading?

Jokes on him, I can already tell the difference between a house and a car

I recognize that game on the top panel’s monitor…