purplexed

Nukes are for stopping hurricanes though

“Due to a software glitch, you worked an extra 500 hours. You will not be compensated for this extra time as it was not mandatory or compulsory.”

That’s what the little soap puck in the urinal is for

Pam pam param boyos!

It’s very clunky in its usage. Which isn’t good English, but neither is the title, so I’m over it.

Exactly, it’s unsafe, making pop the safer option.

It’s about the challenge and how we rise to overcome it in our celebration of God.

Or something like that I don’t know I’m not really religious.

Idk it’s kind of ok, but it’s getting boring already

He’ll just get to experience it all at once

There ya go, keep it up! And if no one has said it, I am proud of you.

I’m just going to go take a nap now

Break out the third plate so I can help mediate.

Can confirm, am that guy.

I think it’s the military training plus a little extra sociopath on the side.

Breaking news: US to supply IDF with Gatorade to help reduce fatigue and improve performance.

Sounds like Hunted.

Now you must learn the Midwest goodbye and make us proud