If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now
i hate soup
If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now
They do a similar thing with medication here in South Africa. Or, at least they used to. I haven’t seen many video ads in a very long time.
They can advertise Schedule 0 meds (aisle stuff) with pictures and a generic ad text, coincidentally also describing the type of medication they cannot advertise. The medications marked [S0] normally contain herbal or relatively safe ingredients.
And then they have the Schedule 1 and 2 medications which look comedically similar to their S0 counterparts
I think for schedule 1, I think they can advertise, but it’s OTC. Schedule 1 is stuff like, throat lozenges with benzocaine and other things that could potentially be dangerous, but you can only buy in small quantities.
Schedule 2, They are allowed to say if they have stock and apparently run discount promotions on them, but they cannot openly display images of the products. Stuff like ibuprofen, codeine, antihistamines, pseudoephedrine etc.
Example here:
clicks. co. za/brands/benylin †
Benylin for babies and losers
Benylin for the real deal hatman seekers
† (Sorry about the spaces, I don’t want to accidentally break any community rules nor let those cunts notice Lemmy traffic. Not advertising. Fuck Clicks. Fuck J&J. Cook your own meds in mum’s bathtub)
those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails
I have never used UPS in my fucking life
every day another unread 19 in the spam folder
like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times
Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?
whatd he do
I’m too high to Google it and I’m hearing mums voice and zipping in and out of sleep
Im a sleeby
reminder to self kinda
12 years
32k views
Dang. Got any more gemstones stashed in your memory?
Is there anything else or anything else you would like to discuss? Perhaps anything else?
Anything else?
Trying this every time I need to delete an account
all while they clockwork orange your eyes and show you nothing but ads
untreatable knee pain speedrun
I tried to de-transphobize it, but I am bedridden and delirious, further help would be greatly appreciated
I couldnt figure out how to apply perspective transformation on the malware image editing app I have. Also, couldn’t zoom, so I plonked the replacement flag very off center. I apologize, it bothers me too, but I am slowly succumbing to fatigue
I see that fifth puppy u aint slick
For me olympics is when I learn about the rapid advancements in anabolic steroids
That is astronomically fucking funny
find Timmy and give him more disease
why install this when my coworkers will do it anyway
In my mind, this is exactly what happened with crowdstrike
I believe in you OP
Fat fuck depression cat can go eat sliced turds
Must really have been super shit if you remember how awful it was 20+ years later
Anything in particular that sent you over the edge?
I recommend it, even if you don’t need it, bc it fun
fuck it
just going to print out the man pages for wget and study it like a religious text