That’s a x200 lenovo thinkpad.

How much dye?

Open one for it. They smell the sweet delicious insides but can’t smell the skin

Why are cocaine fent oxy schedule 2?

If you can make it literally easier than stuffing a wad in a pipe and burning then yay!!! Otherwise go back to the drawing board.

That our I’ve been up to nothing I’m willing to talk about or admit…

Tire stack… Start growing in a tire or right on the ground. As soon as it’s taller than the next available tire take that tire place it on the stack and bury the plant until there’s just a couple of leaves above ground. Everything you buried be gentle will root out and become space for more spuds. When it grows up taller than another tire rinse and repeat until you have a stack of tires when you’re ready to harvest just start knocking the tires over one by one. Works well to line them with plastic as well if you can

Ok Hillary sit the fuck down.

that car is amazing though tbh.

*aunt

masterlock… just touch it… breathe on it … threaten it with a speed square…

this i do all the time. you can even make a persistance on the drive so its not just like a fresh install every boot. really nice if you wont have access to internet on the host hardware so if you need sometool inparticular you can have it installed already

early win98 and i think even into second edition you could just click the close window x button on the login window and it would just dump you onto the desktop. my parents thought adding a password would stop late night gaming… nope worked till i got discovered one fateful nigbt and i was grounded till i revealed how i found out what the password was.

was eye opening for my father who then started just taking the power cords off the monitor and psu.

seems to work as expected.

trying hard to conceal my disgust.

hur dur from internet explorer 6.0+

That’s fine just board up his doors and tell him that he is unable to do any business until the fine is paid and then the offending material will be removed from the building by city provided workers and you take until his check clears the bank in order to finish and allow him back into the building you barricade off every single entrance and prevent entry to the building until you’re done just say it’s for safety sake we had to take this much time to make sure we did it correctly unlike what you did…

“Don’t worry we ended up having a parallel investigation that got us the info we needed…”