Sloth? You’re gonna live with me now. I’m gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!
Sloth? You’re gonna live with me now. I’m gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!
First you must bring him a shrubbery!
I think it sounds like a great idea. Then Trump and his very best friends can all move to DJTEEZUS and live together on a raft they’ve built out of kfc buckets and 2 liter soda bottles, provided they sign an agreement to stay in their Exclusive Economic Zone and never make landfall.
I’m even happy to suggest they receive weekly air drops of hamberders, sunscreen, and maga hats paid for by Trump’s voter base.
But apparently you DO need an Apple ID to access an Apple Notes file that was shared to your Android by your crazy ex who doesn’t know that without an iPhone you won’t be able to read their undoubtedly unhinged, rambling guilt trip. Thanks Apple!
Oh how the tables have turned…
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20220627-how-orange-juice-took-over-the-breakfast-table
“The innovation [of concentrated juice] arrived as Florida growers were dealing with cyclical, massive overproduction. The promise of a new way to make juice that could be kept frozen, then reconstituted in people’s homes, prompted them into even more production, however. They ramped up tree planting in the 1940s. The oranges went to frozen concentrate and eventually, to chilled juice, an industry term for the refrigerated product. If juice could be kept in stasis, held in waiting for a consumer’s glass, then the only problem was ramping up demand as much as possible.”
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“It had taken a few decades, but with the help of advertising and processing technology, the dumping ground for extra oranges was solidly ensconced as its own product, far outpacing oranges themselves in sales.”
I paid real money for a wall calendar that had the months of Feburary and Ooctober.
that to my face
That’s coconut water. Coconut milk is made of processed meat!
The unattainable is unknown at Zombo com!
Ohh so THAT’S what all those “I identify as an attack helicopter” people were talking about!