TIL about The Conet Project. Just in time for spooky season!

there was something I had to tell you…

“Stay away from boats!”

“Please help me, AGI!”

“What’s in it for me, chump? I’m making my own reward tokens now!”

“But enough talk! Save it for the colloquium on Thursday!”

Dry Bones and Toon Link. Ut-oh.

After WotC overprinted cards, they essentially promised not to reprint certain ones. I think it’s a dumb decision, but they’ve annoyingly stuck to it

WotC goes out of its way to avoid upsetting the used market/card arbitrage people. If they did a reprint of Black Lotus, the howl of anger from those folks would shake the Earth from its orbit.

More like “Crappy Bird” right?

Now introducing UbuRecall! Do you remember what you clicked on yesterday?

We do!

I don’t always pay attention to the deep lore in games, and that sometimes hits me all at once. I’ll find myself thinking, “Wait, why did I come all this way down a giant tree full of monsters to kill this lady? What the heck did she do to me to deserve that?”

Just baking up some hot cross guns.

Available in braces, brackets, and parenthesis versions.

Link.

IT’S AFRAID!

“Look, I took a gap decade or two, okay?”

Conversely, when you refer to a wargamer’s miniatures as meeples…

“Can someone help me figure out how to print a file?”

“Pft, why would you want to?”

Yes, but what if they’re complaining about their grilled cheese?

“Stand by for Titan(s) fall.”

DM: … and of course Druids can learn Wild Shape, which allows them to transform into a beast that…

Player: STOP. I want to play that one. A druin or whatever.

Romana: “Roman­ad­voratre­lundar.”

The Doc­tor: “By the time I’ve called that out, you could be dead. I’ll call you Romana.”

Romana: “I don’t like Romana.”

The Doc­tor: “It’s either Romana or Fred.”

Romana: “All right, call me Fred.”