I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone

Can you help me with my pimple?

You’re making that up, right?
This is from an 80s movie about a distopian future (like RoboCop or Total Recall), right!?

I mean, do you stop at red lights in that situation? You probably have to… Do you keep the speed limit and have some small talk with the guy fighting for his life, while you sit in traffic?

Shitty days, but days nonetheless, when PC gaming was the Dark Souls of gaming.

So that’s what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4Z06IbSek

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Never bring a knife to a bomb fight.

I think you’re correct. In South Korea at least 22 people died. The article you linked doesn’t mention any casualties (or I didn’t notice them).

“Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?”

I don’t think being on Lemmy counts as reading and writing. hehe

COMEFROM is my go to function;

Of course it is an argument! We are arguing!

I’m trying to come up with a dialogue that follows these rules, but it gets weird fast.

You ghoulishly sloush around the aisles, avoiding eye contact at all cost, but still a customer talks to you:

C: “Hi, excuse me. I’m looking for tomatoes.”

You: “We are out for today.”

C: “Oh, that’s unfortunate.”

You: “” (still avoiding eye contact)

C: “Well, how about I come back tomorrow?”

You: “There will be a new shipment of tomatoes by tomorrow.”

C: “Okay, great! Then I just come back tomorrow?”

You: “If you come back tomorrow, there will be a new shipment of tomatoes.”

C: “Are you alright?”

Avoiding eye contact, you silently slither away.

I haven’t read your post, but you are obviously wrong!

Thanks dog!

We need that template! 👷

The other guy never stood a chance! That’s the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:

Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo

Looking at the comments,

I guess you…

…miscalculated. 😏😎 aaaahhhh

Basically I see two options:

1. This works for advertisers and based on your “profile” you are strongly influenced by the ads shown to you. So might just as well give your data to Meta and Google, who already sell profiled (and not individualised) ads.

2. This doesn’t work for advertisers and you are not strongly influence by the ads shown to you. So the advertisers could just as well put a link somewhere and hope it is found by their target audience.

Also I don’t my browser, my OS or any other core component on my system to be in bed with people who are trying to extract as much money as possible from me.