While we’re introducing Canadian fries to the world, everyone should also learn about Newfie fries: https://www.therecord.com/things-to-do/getting-to-the-bottom-of-newfie-fries/article_5d089bb9-2330-5bc0-bfef-62c682497853.html

(Photos don’t do it justice.)

I don’t want him in the Ukraine, doing the same things he was doing in the US.

Duran Duran, one “r” for each word.

I have Raynaud’s, so a hearty “Fuck no” to that.

Intentional trolling. My mom is sharp and well aware of internet scams. (Well, she was 15ish years ago, when she did this. She’s slowed down a bit of late, but she’s careful to check with one of us to make sure things are on the up-and-up.) She had a blast messing with him.

My Silent Generation mom kept one of these guys on the phone for an hour before telling him she didn’t have a computer. Oh, the language he used afterwards!

Exact source, verbatim.

Hey, I worked at a place that had me working overtime, but they wanted to put my hours on different paycheques because they weren’t supposed to be letting me work overtime. Nice, huh?