Cool beans.

80% of porn is an active turn off for me. Male POV, fake shrieking, obviously uncomfortable women, gross long nails, painful looking implants, people who sound or look like children…the list goes on and on. Hence the endless scrolling. It’s the opposite of addiction.

This whole thread is complaints about how useless the search bar is.

I like it. Maybe why Einstein’s theory of relativity grabbed my attention so firmly as a child.

Is that what’s happening to me? I’m not a time traveller?

Get the magnetic ones you stick on the fridge, and a magnetic pen. And get a business binder for work, the kind that holds yellow legal pads. Then you always look like you have your shit together even if you forget to make the list.

Oh Jesus! Look here. You’re thinking of necroPHILIA. A necroPHILIAC. Don’t do honest necromancers like this! Some of us just out here trying to make a living in the dark arts son!

It means overnight shift, usually 10pm to 6am

Oh my lord, and grandma (my mom) comes by during the day and then I get an earful that the teenager sleeps all day it can’t be good for him.

Actually it’s convenient for me because at least his grumpy self is awake when I am home. He’s playing online all night with his tween nephews, his half sister has a new baby so technically he is free babysitting his nephews all night every night till 4am so she can sleep and worry about her newborn most of the day while they are crashed out.

I’m gonna start throttling the internet at 1am, then midnight, then 11 two weeks before school starts.

Holy shitballs.

It was a landscaper. OP’s exposed junk was gently caressed by the breeze of a leafblower through an open window from 30 yards.