But Glinda teleported the slippers onto Dorothy’s feet without Dorothy’s knowledge. It should be the person playing Dorothy failing a perception or dexterity check.

Oh my poor friend. None of what you said was witty. You previously said “hourly” and have now linked an article that says I was wrong when I said a singular attack in 10 months there were in fact 2, count em 2, whole rocket attacks (though one was not by Hamas). Mea culpa! I will point out that your very own linked article literally says “The volley of about 20 rockets caused no casualties”. Imagine that?! There are not hourly rocket attacks and zero Israeli civilians have been harmed since October. I don’t know what sort of hardware is required for wits but I can assure you you are lacking in it and perhaps have horse blinder hardware installed that you are not aware of. You have proven quite well that you are neither an expert nor well educated apparently.

Deep breath. It does seem we are arguing points and that we in fact agree the whole situation is terrible. It is just upsetting when you make up things about Palestinians harming Israeli civilians when that is not true. It is only Palestinian civilians in the line of fire and it is heartbreaking.

Frankly there is not enough News about the daily, sometimes hourly, rocket attacks against Israeli civilians.

There has been 1 rocket attack against Israel since October that occurred in May. There have been zero, 0, none, no Israeli civilian deaths due to Hamas since the initial attack in October. Don’t just make things up to justify Israel’s continued genocide.

Wherever people call out the October 7th death count that always makes me notice I can’t find data on how many Israeli civilians have died since October 7th. It’s almost like this has never actually been retaliatory.

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Ameriga, fudc yeah! Coming to save the mothen fudkin day yeah!

As an American I wholeheartedly agree. I HATED learning about that dumb rule and refuse to use it to this day. The punctuation, I would say more often than not, has nothing to do with the quote and should be outside the quotation mark.

HORNS GO HARD

I didn’t believe you but can confirm this blank search within the Facebook app. Instagram, by the same parent company, has lots of results though. Guess all the puritanical boomers are on Facebook not Insta

It feels like you are being willfully naive of the real world and languages’ etymology in practice, and hiding within academia, whether on purpose or not.

So you haven’t paid attention to those who call themselves libertarians for the past 20+ years? Their entire m o is restricting others’ liberties in favor of their own. And I’m not conflating conservatives and libertarians accidentally, I’m pointing out libertarians in practice.

The top text is after only a drink, the middle text is after a few drinks, the bottom text is hammered

Could use one more between “Sauron” and “and”

This sounds dangerously like you actually respect your wife.

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