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Cake day: July 13th, 2023

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  • There is a series I read as a teenager, the Xanth series. The author, Piers Anthony, has been pumping out a book a year for the last 45 years, so there are a lot of them. I read the first 15ish for AR point in school back in the day. It’s not exactly the height of literature, but they’re pretty fun for children/teen fantasy books. The thing that really sets the series apart is that Piers fills his fantasy world of Xanth to the brim with magic plants and creatures based on puns. In one of the earlier books, there is a tree that grows fruits that look like babies. An Infantree. And when approached, the fruits drop and the babies start marching around and shoot at the threat, like an infantry. It’s one of the most memorable puns to me.








  • There will be no pussy clothes in my closet, nor any bitch baby dishes in my cabinets. Clothes get machine washed and machine dried on “normal”, and dishes get blasted with hot water and concentrated detergents in the dishwasher. If it can’t survive that, then it can’t exist in my house. No one is special. Everyone goes through the crucible.