I wonder if fossil fuel companies are pushing these stories to undermine support for climate change policies.

I read that as commandlets and now I’m worried Powershell has given me brain damage…

1. if ((Get-God).Count -gt 1){Set-God -Identity “YHWH”}
2. Get-Idol | Remove-Idol
3. foreach($godsname in ((Get-God).Name){ if (($speech -like “$godsname”) -and ($speech.vain)) {$speech = “”}}
4. Set-Reminder -Start (Get-Date “06/29/2024”) -Reoccurance 7 -Subject “Holy”
5. Set-Person -Relation “Mother” -Honor $true; Set-Person -Relation “Father” -Honor $true;
6. $murder = $false
7. $adultry = $false
8. $stealing = $false
9. if ((Get-Truth $speech) -eq $false){$speech = “”}
10. $NoCovet=(Get-Property -SearchDepth 2) + (Get-Person -Relation “Neighbor”)

Not if aren’t familiar with control characters. Might was well be three seashells…

Imagine being chased by a t1000 when it suddenly stops and displays a message “you are out of t1000 credits. The t1000 will resume chasing you in four hours or you can opt to be chased by a t3.5 instead”

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To soon

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

Ecclesiastes 1:9 (written at least 2200 years ago)

That same verse mentions adultery, yet somehow these same people think Trump is a holy man of god…

So which OS is which religion? Right now I’m thinking unix=Judaism (older, predecessor to newer oses), linux=Christianity (distros=demominations, roots in unix.), macos=Islam(jobs is their prophet, roots in unix). Not sure about Windows. I guess maybe it could be Christianity and Linux Hindu or Buddhist…

Do you have any idea how many denominations of Christianity there are? And most of them are open source.

Does this make the heroine a nano user? If so, some time in a vim type dungeon would probably do her some good.

I never said the Bible was consistent… It is actually one of the things I find fascinating about the whole thing. How does turn the other cheek square with old testament violence?

I know the easy answer, that it is all just made up, but even so these passages are two thousand years or so old and have been a major part of societies and cultures, which included many great thinkers and theologens more knowledgeable than me or any random person online.

Even if this is all a two thousand year old, self perpetuating delusion, that itself would be fascinating…

I don’t like it, but this might be the most actual Christian approach. Jesus preached a lot of pacifism…

But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.

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This actually makes sense. There is so much music than an artist really needs something special to help them stand out and get noticed. Maybe that’s a rich parent, industry connections, a lucky break, or a hit video game.

To my knowledge, refrigerators are not eligible to hold any political office.

From what I recall the 1996 Atlanta games were profitable and left a generally positive legacy with most of the structures finding some sort of use.

I think it might help to stabilize the region. If other countries that might want to attack Israel while they are distracted or even in defense of Gaza know that the US is still supporting them and providing weapons they will be less likely to do so. But of course that means there is basically nothing to stop Israel from finishing this genocide and Netanyahu knows it…

You are lucky. Last night both Linus Torvalds and Bill Gates broke in my house and held me at gunpoint until I made my choice. (Tim Cook would have been there too, but apparently he was guided down the wrong street.)