Of course that’s not a tie, it’s a cabbage.

I have altered the file path. Pray I don’t alter it further.

I.e. not as cheap as killing the planet with plastics. Sure, there are environmental costs, but we won’t see those this quarter!

Great quote, but missing a rather crucial bit at the end:

“And are you?” “No. That’s where it all falls down, of course.” “Pity”, said Arthur. “It sounded like rather a good lifestyle otherwise.”

Misleading yet entirely accurate

You have insulted me and my people with this offer 😡 (unless you add 3 gold/turn)

I first heard it as a chain email in the mid 2000s, so I know it’s real

According to Wikipedia, it is blue dye. I guess it mixes with the green of the relish to make…that.

So efficient they guard everyone else’s coasts too!

And Greek letters are for when even the Latin alphabet can’t save you

Okay, you’re coming in a little hot there. I have no idea what you’re talking about. I’m not deflecting anything. I’m saying that pointing out that there are issues in Australia does not absolve the fact that there are issues in the US. I’m literally only pointing out that it is, in fact, whataboutism. That’s it. I haven’t even touched on the issues themselves, so whatever persona you’ve painted on me and are clearly so passionate about is in your head only.

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There are issues in America

Whatabout Australia?

Yes.

True. It seems there are different versions of the puzzle, but from a quick search it was popularized by the movie Labyrinth, and there they get around it by having a second set of guards who don’t know the answer explain the setup.

Glad to help!

Yes, but you’re not asking him what his brother likes, you’re asking him what he would say he likes, which is what flips it. You’re basically making sure the answer is a lie regardless of which brother you ask.

It works the same as the original puzzle. If you ask the lying small butt brother, he’ll lie and say his brother would say he likes small butts. If you ask the truthful big butt brother, he’d say his brother would say he likes big butts, because he knows his brother likes small butts and would lie about it.

Essentially the negatives work out so that each brother answers with the kind of butt they themselves like, which you can then use to determine which is truthful (though at this point that somehow seems less important).

“If I were to ask your brother what kind of butts he likes, how would he answer?”

The few times I go to mcD I get two double cheeseburgers because here at least they’re on the pick 2 for $3.69, making them almost half price and so the closest thing they still have to a reasonably priced burger.

“Historically, the two countries had cordial relations…”

See, they were friendly!

"…until 1904.”

Oh. Well, they were friendly 120 years ago anyway.