Yeah I’d love to move my gang off discord but getting them to go back to team speak or vent is not happening

Did he drink her?

Please give them free plane tickets, then when they get off the plane just do the beginning of Enemy at the Gates

Management: Well we lost 8 billion dollars but we still don’t have any extra money for backups or remote reimaging or vdi, but we will buy you 700 plane tickets to go to each computer and boot it into safe mode, also you’re fired

We were spoiled when the web started, but now that ad revenue has dried up, someone has to pay for hosting and content creators to eat.

I’m not a fan of giving every website $5 a month, there has to be a better way.

You mean like a big net that sits 50 feet off the boat to tangle the props of all these drones

Great now they are going to start stealing all the cocoa out of new construction

I went to the one at the Tokyo dome, it’s the same menu as america

Was just there for 2 weeks, can confirm this is all you need.

Also Google maps for the subway.

Awe we going to awwakis? Jessica’s maiden name was nuts, you know…she used to hyphenate.

…Jessica Atredes-Nuts

I’m still using Feedly after Google reader shut down, I don’t pay anything

I thought Jenny McCarthy was the one who kicked off this bullshit

Your point is valid but the IT department isn’t tracking your shits

Or maybe they are if you work for amazon

If you have a job that gave you a computer you can probably afford to go buy your own.

Depending on the org this is a fireable offense, and at the very least highly suspect, so just be aware.

Stop using work devices for personal business

If I have the measles vaccine do I need to worry about this or can I just laugh while nature corrects itself

We just need Monty Python and hitchhikers guide and we’re golden

All movies have moved from Plex to Plex

If it’s working with no performance issues and you already own the windows license then just leave it

I didn’t even notice