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  • bizarroland@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.world(f)art of the deal
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    20 days ago

    It is well known that Donald Trump is credibly alleged to have raped kids. We do not have to censor the word rape.

    He was alleged to have anally raped a 15 year old girl and Epstein punched him because he wanted to go first.

    He was alleged to have actually caused physical damage to the nipples of a teenager while he was raping her.

    We don’t need to censor his actions.








  • Me: Searches for a very specific video that I know exists because I have seen it within the last three months.

    YouTube: Nope, sorry, just can’t find it. Don’t know where it went. I don’t think that video ever actually existed. I’m not even gonna show you results that contain your search terms because of how stupid I think you are.

    In my case, it was looking for a specific video of pulling a 4.2 liter Jeep engine out of a CJ7. YouTube responded with dozens of videos on CJ5’s and Wranglers, and the 4.0 liter engine, but not the 4.2 CJ7, and not the video I was looking for, and unfortunately it’s not the Jeepin with Cool Guy video.

    Although, in one scroll, they did offer to show me the exact same video three different times.



  • I would say it’s their upbringing. They were told that gay people will go to hell and that gay people will all get AIDS and have horrible diseases and will suffer and everybody will hate them for being gay and that it’s bad to be gay, or LGBT+ in any way.

    Therefore, if you’re LGBT+, you’re a bad person.

    And whatever horrible things happen to bad people is perfectly okay. It is their just desserts.

    They have been programmed to treat LGBT+ people the same way they treat pedophiles.

    Laugh at them and cheer when they die, pray for their death, keep your family and children away from them, physically attack them if they get near you, prevent them from getting jobs, make them feel unwelcome everywhere they go.

    And because, at a fundamental level of their own hearts, they have designated LGBT+ people as bad people, they are perfectly okay with this.

    The only real cure for it is to change how they see those people.


  • I know it’s kind of sad, but I feel like a lot of these people would be more mentally healthy if they would just go ahead and admit that deep down in their hearts of hearts, they “can’t believe a n-word was president”.

    They want to say it with all of their soul, but their puritanical American self-repression is what’s got them trapped.

    They want to say they’re not racist while hating black people with a deeply fundamental part of their spiritual makeup.

    I’m sure they even see the craziness that the Orange Cheeto has been pulling and are deeply ashamed of it.

    But because they can’t come out to themselves and admit that they are racist, they hate black people. They want black people to be underneath them so they can feel better about themselves, they are venting that energy in wild and uncontrolled ways, and very intelligent people in the GOP are taking advantage of that.

    Admitting that they are racist is part of the solution.

    They could cure that racism afterwards, but first you have to admit that you have a problem.


  • They have to add on that obviously Obama was not just black, and not just half black and half white, but he was also a foreigner, he was also Islamic, he was also married to a trans woman, that his kids were manchurian candidates specially trained by some sort of secret three-letter government agency in another country to destroy America and he was also some secret agent…

    The stories they have made up about Obama elevate him far beyond the level of mythical. Their brains simply will not accept that he simply won the vote.

    They have to wrap so many levels on top of it. It must have been a conspiracy. Otherwise, how could a black man have become president?

    When you say, hey, you know, maybe it’s a little racist to think this way. They go, oh, I’m not fucking racist. The guy works for the devil, that’s all.

    That fuse in their brain has been permanently short-circuited.







  • There are explicit published guidelines for using AI in the legal field.

    No court is actually against the use of LLM-generated text.

    The problem is lazy lawyers. They just accept what is written on the screen in front of them. They do not rewrite it. They do not verify any quotes or legal briefs or opinions that it spits out at them.

    And that is expressly forbidden. Everything that is submitted under a lawyer’s name has to be either written by or directly reviewed and approved by that lawyer.

    Even lawyers know 80% of any legal brief is just stuff put in there to meet the text requirements for review.

    If you use an LLM to fill in that 80% with some manual guidance, then it can allow you to focus on the 20% of the legal brief that actually matters.



  • I’ve told this story before recently, but somehow it seems vaguely apropos.

    When I was a kid, I tried adding fried spam to mac and cheese.

    As you can tell, my mom was very concerned about my diet, AKA, not at all, and she just let us do whatever the fuck we wanted to do.

    So anyway, it was alright. It was not a meal I would repeat. But in addition to the fact that it was not very good, that night at three o’clock in the morning, my butthole woke me up.

    This is not a normal occurrence in my life. In fact, in all of the years since then it has never happened again.

    My butthole woke me up to let me know that it was about to open, and it opened, and exhaled one long continuous fart for what felt like two solid minutes.

    There was no sound, it was completely silent, it did not rattle my cheeks. It was just a whoosh. Like my butthole had been waiting to exhale its entire life and finally got the opportunity.

    At first I was like, why am I awake?

    Then I was like, wow, this is a really long fart.

    Then I was like, dear god, why has this fart not stopped yet?

    Then I spent the remaining minute and 30 seconds of the longest fart in my entire life, absolutely flabbergasted that it was still happening. I wish I had shit the bed, I would be less traumatized.

    That fart changed my life and not for the better.