They do according to can stats

Just take melatonin until you feel tired enough at that time. Should be 2-3 days max.

I work full stack and even do dev operations and my title is not “full stack” and I believe the reason why is so HR can argue to pay me less.

Le epic randumb poem

At work ppl can hear you piss even if you do the trick 😉, I couldn’t imagine shitting your heart out in there.

I don’t poo at work. No bidet, no shower, no go.

Still the same stinky Bethesda engine I bet. Same stinky bugs, just like starfield.

Is he breaking the frog wall

The conflict between seeing so many German users but also wanting more people on Lemmy altogether. Alright Germans… You win this time

“that could be me on the right if I sit in this desk 9 to 5 for the next 30 years” 🤡

I work in an office and I’m sure an autistic person could do my job just fine. The degree of socialization in my office is fairly low unless you initiate conversations with everyone intentionally. The real joke is needing to sit in a cubicle when your job can be done entirely remotely.

Is it because they can’t run their spyware on a Linux machine ?

Yeah. Pretty much.

The worst part about free Linux programs is that they have 0 visibility or marketing.

Almost everything I know of is from other people whom are far more passionate about keeping track of the foss landscape.

Sorry, guys I don’t check AUR every night before bedtime.

Damn. I’ve literally been thinking of doing shrooms but a sibling had an episode (BPD). I don’t want anything like that to happen to me.

I have met 3 arch users irl.

One was a hacker man kid (unironically one of the best developers I’ve met), messy hair, hoodie but other wise a regular kid.

One was his friend, jock kind of kid. Not necessarily good at programming but he did program and was enthusiastic about it.

Another is a CS major, 6ft tall and fit. Not much else to say about him. He studies CS, you can infer whatever else you want.

And obviously me (btw), not that I’ve met myself.

My OS (chad wojak, very ripped and cool)

Your OS (stinky hairless wojak who is not ripped or cool)

Def got them backwards.

I ordered a flatbread sandwich recently and the bread was extremely crusty and smelled old and bald. Subway is 100% in the gutter right now

Don’t forget fetus deletus.

These kids really need more supervision.

Please, Krusty, no jokes.